This keychain reads: BIG DICK ENERGY in white lettering. 

Whether you came to this page looking for a snazzy new keychain or something a little more NSFW, perhaps you'd like to check out some sweary gift items – or just slap your keys onto this bad boy!

You don't need a big cock to have big dick energy. That energy comes from the indomitable human spirit. The big dick indomitable human spirit.

• Keychain is an adaptation from the classic hotel/motel key tags.
  
• Approximate size: 3.75" x 1.75" and comes on a split ring.
  
• Materials: hard plastic and metal
• Says GET BULLISH on the back in small type
• Black with white lettering
• Big size won't get lost in a bag or pocket

A Get Bullish exclusive 

See also: Big Clit Energy Keychain, Big Dick Energy Keychain in Red