Blue motel keychain reads "I Pledge Allegiance to the United States of Your Mom"

'90s lovers will understand.

• Keychain is an adaptation from the classic hotel/motel key tags.
  
• Approximate size: 3.75"x1.75" and comes on a split ring.
  
• Materials: plastic and metal
• Back says GET BULLISH in small type

A Get Bullish exclusive