Keychain reads PLANT SLUT in motel style design.

We're absolute slutbags over here, but for plants. Nothing makes our plants wetter than than a good watering can. Sometimes we run a humidifier for foreplay.

Details:

• Keychain is an adaptation from the classic hotel/motel key tags.
• Approximate size: 3.75" x 1.75" and comes on a split ring.
• Materials: plastic and metal
• GET BULLISH in small type on the back
• Themes: plant lovers, gardening aficionados

A Get Bullish exclusive