Queen Elizabeth the first! Apparently she was also the first to give out Gingerbread Men in her royal court. Perhaps Elizabeth understood that to be a good monarch, sometimes you just have to bite off a few heads. And arms. And torsos. And actually these things are delicious.Chances are that you don't have an empire to defend! That's why it's a good thing this Gingerbread Man is not trained in the ways of revolution or espionage! Those peepers are for binge-watching, not surveillance! Those arms aren't for skulduggery, they're for warm-huggery! So hug a Gingerbread Man!

10 squishy inches of crumbly counterintelligence. All new polyester fiber, ages 3 and up only!