Penguins are super protective of their eggs. But did you know they are protective of EVERYTHING? This one may be on the small side but they happen to be trained in five different styles of martial arts and specialized sword fighting suited for a snowy tundra. They're also certified to teach you self-defense. Of your eggs.

3 inches of penguin perfection, all new material, ages 3 and older only! Includes removable plastic keychain clip.