Howdy howdy howdy! I sure do wish I could be playing my 'monica out on the range by the campfire, cooking some vittles! Instead I'm doing math homework. But I could be roundin' up some steers and lassoing 'dem dogies! Except I'm not. I'm doing trigonometry for Mrs. Schpiel's 3rd period class. That's taking place at a rodeo!! Nope.

Imagine an infinite number of alternate dimensions, sliced thin like salami and all layered together in a delicious sandwich of universes. In these parallel strata of time and space, the Squishables are very, very different.  Squishable Alter Egos are all the Squishables that might have been (and almost certainly still are...somewhere). Released in collectors' sets of 5, each one is snacker-sized, with a base of beans and our special soft fur. Because some things are universal.