If you grew up in the Vine era of the internet like me, the phrase "it's freakin' bats" is ingrained into the deep recesses of your brain. If not, then this description makes no sense. Ah Vine, how I miss you so!

Specs: 5(w) x 9(d) x 4.5(h) inches. Polyester fiber, polyethylene pellets, ages 0 and up!